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you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
i need this printed on a t-shirt
Hahahahaha
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me
literally me
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THE FUTURE IS NOW
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No freedom till we’re equal, damn right I support it
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i have spent way too much time lurking through the scarier parts of the internet and i’ve discovered a horrible website with the funniest descriptions of sex toys that i have ever seen
that’s a good question
struck by a thunder oh my god
HOW DOES THIS EVEN QUALIFY AS A SEX TOY
um
well then
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK
i don’t even need to say anything else
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Post reblogged from Special_Guest with 124,860 notes
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
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